Tuesday, July 22, 2003

Alex, mindy, eric, jess, chris, dan and I chilled at kirbys house in stamford for the night. Sadly, the picture of elliot-getting-assraped-by-a-guy-who-was-getting-his-balls-licked-by-a-girl-taking-a-dump that we drew on kirbys mirror, got erased because her mom came home and saw it. But in its place, Mindy wrote the story of how little spasian me got brought into this world...she wrote me a copy of it so now I will enlighten you good people. *clears throat*

The Story of Bianca Romero
By: Mindy gersten

One day an asian met a spaniard. The spaniard was a hopeless romantic in search for a woman he could woe. The asian was a cold-hearted pot head who believed that kissing was inapropriateand smoking weed was acceptable. The spaniard fell hopelessly inlove with this tiny asian with short black hair and funny sun hats. The asian agreed to fall inlove with the spaniard under one condition - they will smoke weed together and maybe a line of coke. Once the asian and the spaniard wed, they subjected themselves to a night of kinky sex. The spaniard thought the asian would be conservative and simple in bed, but he was terribly mistaken. The asian seemed innocent with her white dressing robe and full panties...until she took out the handcuff and the scotch tape...
9 months later...
Bianca was born with eyes of an asian and hair of a spaniard.

..and thats how I came along and graced the world with my presence..nothing like a little kinky sex right? Hmm the funny thing about this story is that most of it is true. For those of you who know me and my parents..you probably know the truths within the lovely story by mindy... but for those of you who dont.. i'll give you the facts.

-mom and dad smoked pot
-also tried coke a few times
-mom can be cold hearted bitch up my ass
-dave is convinced my mom is kinky in bed
-Mom struts around my backyard in the weirdest hats
-mom kicked mindy and dale out of my house for kissing
-james is only person i know who thinks my mom is a nice little lady
-dad was one of those dorky hopeless guys who kept asking my mom to dance at a party and she rejectd him and finally yelled at him to go away and leave her along. Then out of pity she danced with him and they fell inlove.. AWWWW! yeah..but right now im waiting for teresas mom to come home so she can go out and pick me up. BAH!

Bianca
8:42 PM